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名記 Shams 報道,勇士將庫明加、希爾德交易至老鷹,得到冠軍內(nèi)線波爾津吉斯!
多位名記后續(xù)跟進(jìn)報道,這筆交易沒有選秀權(quán)的參與。
Shams 補充報道稱,過去數(shù)月,勇士一直將波爾津吉斯列為引援目標(biāo),如今終于簽下這位能拉開空間的內(nèi)線大將。而老鷹這邊,主帥斯奈德則收獲了一位潛力十足的側(cè)翼球員庫明加,同時陣中還添了一名外線神射手希爾德。
[–]BullsDGReverse 5681 points 3 hours ago
Wait that’s not Giannis
公牛球迷:等等,這不是字母哥啊。
[–]Bullsgbmaulin 1577 points 2 hours ago
Even taller and therefore better!
公牛球迷:這人比字母哥還高,所以更強!
[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 639 points 2 hours ago
Big like Giannis, shoots like Buddy
凱爾特人球迷:身材像字母哥,投籃像希爾德。
[–]Hawksamidon1130 378 points 2 hours ago
Yes, KP is awesome when he plays but he doesn't play
老鷹球迷:是的,波爾津吉斯打球的時候很強,但他不打球啊。
[–]KnicksoochiewallyWallyserb 304 points 2 hours ago
He is a unicorn. Cause he rarely appears.
尼克斯球迷:他是獨角獸。因為他極少出現(xiàn)。
[–]Heatcleo22270 4496 points 3 hours ago
Completed the Celtics old center rotation
熱火球迷:集齊了凱爾特人的舊中鋒輪換。
[–]Celticsjrlandry 879 points 2 hours ago
Sadly Kornet is on the Spurs, and are smart enough to not let him go
凱爾特人球迷:可惜科內(nèi)特在馬刺,而且馬刺很聰明,不會放他走的。
[–]SpursZyndiana_Jones 411 points 2 hours ago
thank god, kornet has been amazing
馬刺球迷:謝天謝地,科內(nèi)特表現(xiàn)太棒了。
[–]ThunderTitaniumC4206 3294 points 3 hours ago
KUMINGA IS FINALLY FREE
雷霆球迷:庫明加終于自由了!
[–]BucksPumpkinHead555 1364 points 3 hours ago
I’m actually happy for him, but it's time to prove his worth now. No more excuses.
雄鹿球迷:我真心為他感到高興,但現(xiàn)在是證明他價值的時候了。別再找借口了。
[–]KnicksVinnie_Vegas 775 points 2 hours ago
I mean... Isn't Atlanta a fucking terrible fit for him? He's just Jalen Johnson without skills.
尼克斯球迷:我的意思是…… 亞特蘭大對他來說不是個爛透了的歸宿嗎? 他就是個沒有技術(shù)的杰倫?約翰遜。
[–]Thundertopofthecc 720 points 2 hours ago
Now they have Jalen Johnson and Alen Ohnson.
雷霆球迷:現(xiàn)在他們有了杰倫?約翰遜(Jalen Johnson)和艾倫?昂遜(Alen Ohnson,注:暗示庫明加沒有 J—— 跳投)。
[–]WarriorsJack_The_Sparrow_ 1633 points 3 hours ago
HELL YEAH! FINALLY ADDING THE NEEDED DEPTH TO OUR INJURY RESERVE
勇士球迷:耶!終于給我們急需的傷病名單增加了深度!
[–]n00-1ne 374 points 2 hours ago
Kristap is NBA first team all-injured.
球迷:波爾津吉斯是 NBA 最佳傷病陣容一陣成員。
[–]TimberwolvesCommon-Bad-7899 1525 points 3 hours ago
San Francisco tech gonna heal PORZINGIS
森林狼球迷:舊金山的科技會治好波爾津吉斯的。
[–]San Francisco WarriorsSalty_Dog3 656 points 2 hours ago
Get ready to learn AI billboards buddy
舊金山勇士球迷:哥們,準(zhǔn)備好學(xué)習(xí) AI 廣告牌吧。
[–]PacersTheBoilerCat 1172 points 3 hours ago
Why is everything completely out of left field at this deadline?
步行者球迷:為什么在這個截止日,所有事情都完全出乎意料?
[–]WarriorsLLryo 380 points 2 hours ago
Whole deadline straight out of 2k
勇士球迷:整個截止日就像是直接從 2K 游戲里搬出來的一樣。
[–]LakersImkitoto 1038 points 3 hours ago
But why
湖人球迷:但是為什么???
[–]LakersEmbarrassedRing7806 945 points 2 hours ago
Because they werent getting giannis and KP is an improvement
湖人球迷:因為他們搞不來字母哥,而波爾津吉斯是個升級。
[–]Ok_Possible_5702 941 points 2 hours ago
KP is not an improvement considering that he never plays.
球迷:考慮到他從不打球,波爾津吉斯并不是什么升級。
[–]WarriorsToeman227 935 points 2 hours ago
Its over ladies and gentlemen
勇士球迷:女士們先生們,結(jié)束了。
[–]CIark 843 points 3 hours ago
“Steph we got a game changer he’s a champion and he’s tall af” “Who is it?!!? Holy fuck Giannis???” “No…” “AD?” “No” “Who” “Kristaps Porzingis babyy”
球迷:
“庫里,我們搞來了一個能改變比賽的家伙,他是冠軍成員,而且個子賊高。”
“是誰?!???我去是字母哥嗎???”
“不……”
“是濃眉?”
“不”
“那是誰”
“是克里斯塔普斯?波爾津吉斯,寶貝兒”
[–]LakersGristle__McThornbody 762 points 2 hours ago
Neither does Kuminga.
湖人球迷:庫明加也不打球啊。
[–]GrizzliesTrulyNotABot 687 points 2 hours ago
They’re replacing DNP-Coach’s Decision with DNP-Broke Down
灰熊球迷:他們把 “無法上場 - 教練決定” 換成了 “無法上場 - 身體報廢”。
[–]Kingsbubbles2255 600 points 3 hours ago
Jimmy and Buddy, the breakup we didn’t want
國王球迷:吉米和希爾德,我們不想看到的分手。
[–]Supersonicstinybathroomfaucet 549 points 2 hours ago
Tariffs are messing with the trade market
超音速球迷:關(guān)稅把交易市場搞亂了。
[–]RaptorsGreenSnakes_ 434 points 3 hours ago
Warriors realized their weak offer wasn’t getting them Giannis lmao. He’s staying in Milwaukee until the offseason
猛龍球迷:勇士意識到他們那點寒酸的報價根本換不來字母哥,笑死。他會待在密爾沃基直到休賽期。
來源:Reddit
編譯:Aaron
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